1 00:01:00,791 --> 00:01:02,690 - I've got too much stuff. - What? 2 00:01:03,206 --> 00:01:04,840 Stuff! And it's your fault. 3 00:01:05,102 --> 00:01:08,201 You inculcated into me a tolerance for rampant consumerism. 4 00:01:08,377 --> 00:01:08,982 What? 5 00:01:09,370 --> 00:01:12,317 When did I become one of those girls with dozens of beauty products, 6 00:01:12,413 --> 00:01:13,764 none of which are expendable? 7 00:01:13,918 --> 00:01:15,464 It used to be a touch of mascara, 8 00:01:15,556 --> 00:01:17,445 dab of Coppertone, zip, bam, boom, out the door. 9 00:01:17,706 --> 00:01:19,095 I heard copper and boom. 10 00:01:19,206 --> 00:01:22,094 Never mind. And what's going on? We're late. 11 00:01:22,279 --> 00:01:23,451 I'm looking for the camera. 12 00:01:23,615 --> 00:01:25,366 Oy vey, she's looking for the camera. 13 00:01:25,479 --> 00:01:27,307 - I heard that. - That she hears. 14 00:01:27,685 --> 00:01:31,255 It is my prerogative as your mother to record any event in my daughter's life 15 00:01:31,361 --> 00:01:33,517 that I so choose. It's in the mother's handbook. 16 00:01:33,815 --> 00:01:35,551 Does Luke know that you can't drive a stick? 17 00:01:35,688 --> 00:01:36,190 Why? 18 00:01:36,466 --> 00:01:38,376 Because you borrowed his truck and it's a stick. 19 00:01:39,046 --> 00:01:39,825 I can drive a stick. 20 00:01:40,025 --> 00:01:41,960 You can stir coffee with a stick, but you can't drive a stick. 21 00:01:42,794 --> 00:01:46,040 Okay, I am glad I did not choose to record that particular moment 22 00:01:46,118 --> 00:01:47,720 in my daughter's life 'cause that was just ugly. 23 00:01:47,838 --> 00:01:49,174 I just want you to get there in one piece. 24 00:01:49,599 --> 00:01:51,611 - You look out for me. - Let's hit the road. 25 00:01:53,476 --> 00:01:57,212 Oh, wait, wait, this is it! This is the precise moment that I've been looking for. 26 00:01:57,299 --> 00:01:59,225 This is my daughter going off to college, this is my shot! 27 00:02:00,054 --> 00:02:00,868 Okay, fine. 28 00:02:02,010 --> 00:02:03,612 Okay, I'm lining you up, now look candid. 29 00:02:03,690 --> 00:02:05,486 Okay, see, the very definition of candid means 30 00:02:05,584 --> 00:02:07,310 that the subject doesn't know the picture's being taken. 31 00:02:07,411 --> 00:02:09,404 - So forget the camera's there. - I'll try. 32 00:02:09,623 --> 00:02:11,298 - And smile. - Okay, okay. 33 00:02:12,997 --> 00:02:15,496 - I'm not happy. - Why? 34 00:02:15,613 --> 00:02:18,057 - It looks posed. - How about this? 35 00:02:18,660 --> 00:02:20,346 Yeah, you know the stick we were talking about before? 36 00:02:20,697 --> 00:02:22,157 It looks like it's somewhere else now. 37 00:02:22,342 --> 00:02:24,303 You're having serious Annie Leibovitz delusions here. 38 00:02:24,396 --> 00:02:25,972 But it just looks like you're standing in the house. 39 00:02:26,079 --> 00:02:27,775 No one will know that you're going off to college. 40 00:02:27,943 --> 00:02:28,742 Shall I hold a sign? 41 00:02:28,916 --> 00:02:30,370 Or you could do the "going off to college" walk. 42 00:02:30,703 --> 00:02:32,254 - The what? - The walk, the this. 43 00:02:34,098 --> 00:02:36,283 You look like Alfalfa coming to pick up Darla. 44 00:02:36,376 --> 00:02:39,370 Here, hold some of your stuff. At least it'll look like you're moving or something. 45 00:02:40,559 --> 00:02:42,197 It looks like you're taking out the trash. 46 00:02:42,704 --> 00:02:43,677 Okay, that's it, we're going. 47 00:02:44,281 --> 00:02:47,358 All right. I'll just have to make do with one of the pictures I already took. 48 00:02:47,461 --> 00:02:48,116 Good. 49 00:02:48,362 --> 00:02:51,311 I'll put it on the computer and then superimpose an important person 50 00:02:51,387 --> 00:02:53,738 standing next to you seeing you off, like Kissinger 51 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:56,017 or Lady Bird Johnson or Pat Summerall or something. 52 00:02:56,165 --> 00:02:56,928 Pat Summerall? 53 00:02:57,108 --> 00:02:58,434 You think of somebody better. 54 00:02:58,663 --> 00:03:00,584 - Orson Welles. - It can't be a dead person. 55 00:03:00,819 --> 00:03:02,938 - Pat Summerall's dead. - No, he's not. 56 00:03:03,046 --> 00:03:04,546 Pat Summerall is dead. 57 00:03:04,721 --> 00:03:06,871 No, I'm telling you, he's not. 58 00:03:07,009 --> 00:03:09,282 - Lady Bird Johnson is dead. - No, she's not. 59 00:03:09,403 --> 00:03:10,665 - How much you wanna bet? - Five bucks. 60 00:03:10,778 --> 00:03:12,764 - Let's google him right now. - Mom, Yale? 61 00:03:12,893 --> 00:03:14,673 Yeah, Yale can wait for us to google Pat Summerall. 62 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:15,390 Come. 63 00:03:15,590 --> 00:03:16,599 Where are your priorities? 64 00:04:14,896 --> 00:04:15,546 Hey, Luke. 65 00:04:15,966 --> 00:04:17,737 Hey, Rory. Isn't today Yale? 66 00:04:18,029 --> 00:04:19,801 Yeah, I'm going right now. 67 00:04:19,984 --> 00:04:21,470 You look so calm. How do you feel? 68 00:04:21,612 --> 00:04:24,541 A little nervous, but a last Luke's fix before I go will help. 69 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:26,614 Well, today is whatever you want on the house. 70 00:04:26,718 --> 00:04:27,798 Wow, I feel important. 71 00:04:27,932 --> 00:04:29,785 You are important. Where's your mom? 72 00:04:30,354 --> 00:04:33,799 She's coming. She's having a wee bit of trouble with your truck. 73 00:04:36,001 --> 00:04:37,286 What is she doing? 74 00:04:37,916 --> 00:04:41,232 Well, she backed the truck out of our driveway all fine and everything, 75 00:04:41,304 --> 00:04:43,774 but once she hit the road, she couldn't get it out of reverse, so she... 76 00:04:43,859 --> 00:04:44,566 Backed it here? 77 00:04:46,108 --> 00:04:46,897 Slow but steady. 78 00:04:49,579 --> 00:04:50,873 Something's wrong with your truck. 79 00:04:50,987 --> 00:04:52,636 Nothing's wrong with my truck. Stop the truck. 80 00:04:52,753 --> 00:04:54,581 - It won't go out of reverse. - You can't drive a stick. 81 00:04:54,724 --> 00:04:56,272 I can't drive an uncooperative stick. 82 00:04:56,353 --> 00:04:58,206 My stick's not uncooperative. Come on, hit the brakes. 83 00:05:01,836 --> 00:05:03,982 Okay, good luck. 84 00:05:05,052 --> 00:05:07,243 I don't think it's gonna happen. 85 00:05:09,512 --> 00:05:11,713 - This is a misogynistic truck! - What? 86 00:05:12,174 --> 00:05:14,462 It's anti-woman, it's gender-selective, 87 00:05:14,528 --> 00:05:18,830 it's "Oh, let's drink a beer and watch the game and hike our shorts up." 88 00:05:19,699 --> 00:05:22,393 I changed my mind, you can't borrow my truck. 89 00:05:22,691 --> 00:05:24,810 - But it's full of our stuff. - You should've hired movers. 90 00:05:24,923 --> 00:05:26,648 You could've said no when I asked to borrow the truck. 91 00:05:26,725 --> 00:05:30,100 - You said you could drive a stick. - Yeah, not the Joe Sixpack of sticks. 92 00:05:30,298 --> 00:05:35,444 Not the "Oh, let's scratch our bellies and eat some corn nuts and pick our teeth." 93 00:05:37,145 --> 00:05:39,598 - Really, Luke, I can drive it. - Okay, fine. 94 00:05:39,847 --> 00:05:42,316 Just be careful and have it back by four. 95 00:05:42,536 --> 00:05:45,172 - Four-ish it is. - Four, I need it at four. 96 00:05:45,295 --> 00:05:46,815 - Give or take a few min... - Four. 97 00:05:46,989 --> 00:05:50,123 - God, he's so possessive about the stupid truck. - It's my truck, I possess it! 98 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:52,673 I'm just kidding. I'll have it back by four, calm down. 99 00:05:52,786 --> 00:05:53,616 Okay, I'm just... 100 00:05:54,471 --> 00:05:56,866 I'm not in much of a kidding mood with all this other stuff going on. 101 00:05:56,938 --> 00:05:59,872 - Divorce papers. Fun, huh? - Zero fun. Sorry, Luke. 102 00:05:59,955 --> 00:06:01,731 It's not that I wasn't expecting them, it's just... 103 00:06:02,242 --> 00:06:04,393 the law firm that Nicole works for sent them. 104 00:06:04,454 --> 00:06:06,523 I called with a simple question they could've answered over the phone, 105 00:06:06,610 --> 00:06:09,053 but they insisted on sending someone down to see me. 106 00:06:09,208 --> 00:06:10,455 I take it you're not looking forward to that. 107 00:06:10,543 --> 00:06:11,740 I'm about to build a moat of fire. 108 00:06:12,318 --> 00:06:13,865 - Here you go, Rory. - Thanks, Caesar. 109 00:06:14,536 --> 00:06:16,788 Since we were short on time, I had them make us something to go. 110 00:06:16,968 --> 00:06:19,082 - My Yale special. - Oh, share, share. 111 00:06:19,159 --> 00:06:22,340 Sausage wrapped in a pancake tied together with bacon. 112 00:06:22,436 --> 00:06:23,865 - You made that up? - I don't know how I do it. 113 00:06:24,510 --> 00:06:25,602 - Here. - What's this? 114 00:06:25,718 --> 00:06:29,829 A shift diagram for the truck, nice and simple. D is for drive, R is for... 115 00:06:29,917 --> 00:06:31,703 - The R in drive! - R is for reverse. 116 00:06:31,796 --> 00:06:33,234 - Right, reverse. - And one is... 117 00:06:33,332 --> 00:06:34,417 The loneliest number that you'll ever know! 118 00:06:34,592 --> 00:06:35,456 The first gear. 119 00:06:35,550 --> 00:06:38,089 - I know, Luke. Really, I can handle it. - I hope so. 120 00:06:38,432 --> 00:06:39,025 Thanks, Luke. 121 00:06:39,455 --> 00:06:40,315 Good luck, Rory. 122 00:06:41,626 --> 00:06:44,135 - Oh, goody, a guy in a suit. - Good luck to you. 123 00:06:46,127 --> 00:06:48,083 - Mr. Danes? - Unfortunately. 124 00:06:48,175 --> 00:06:51,052 I'm Russell Bynes. I'm with Blodgett, Sage, Albet, Pettruccio, 125 00:06:51,128 --> 00:06:53,807 Stein, Lemming, and Stein, attorneys for Nicole Diana Leahy. 126 00:06:53,889 --> 00:06:55,665 And the sun just went down, thanks for coming. 127 00:06:55,773 --> 00:06:57,207 - Pardon me? - You're wasting your time. 128 00:06:57,345 --> 00:07:01,308 I had a simple question, where do I sign? It didn't require a personal visit. 129 00:07:01,395 --> 00:07:04,185 Whoa, there's no place to sign because this is just a document 130 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:06,571 informing the defendant of the type of action being filed. 131 00:07:06,673 --> 00:07:07,995 What are you talking about? Who's the defendant? 132 00:07:08,097 --> 00:07:09,367 - You are. - Oh my God. 133 00:07:09,464 --> 00:07:10,253 Didn't you read the papers? 134 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:13,597 Yeah, the Red Sox lost by three, Bush is at the ranch chatting up a Swiss dude. 135 00:07:13,679 --> 00:07:15,372 - The divorce papers. - I know what you meant. 136 00:07:15,481 --> 00:07:18,630 Look, I didn't kill anyone. Nicole and I just kind of accidentally got married 137 00:07:18,758 --> 00:07:20,662 and now we want out. We both want the same thing. 138 00:07:20,773 --> 00:07:22,735 - Don't try to play me, Mr. Danes. - I'm too busy for this. 139 00:07:22,878 --> 00:07:25,254 Fine, because I should just be dealing with your legal representation. 140 00:07:26,319 --> 00:07:27,512 I don't believe this. 141 00:07:27,646 --> 00:07:30,573 Not giving us your lawyer's information is only going to prolong the process. 142 00:07:30,635 --> 00:07:32,607 Okay, if I give you my lawyer's name, will you leave? 143 00:07:32,734 --> 00:07:34,066 - I will leave. - Okay, you ready? 144 00:07:34,272 --> 00:07:36,504 His name is Don Dewey. He works at the firm of Dewey... 145 00:07:36,657 --> 00:07:37,325 - Dewey. - Cheatham... 146 00:07:37,431 --> 00:07:38,407 - Cheatham. - And Howe. 147 00:07:38,503 --> 00:07:39,801 Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe. 148 00:07:43,062 --> 00:07:45,632 - That was very immature. - Yeah, well, tickled me. 149 00:07:45,739 --> 00:07:47,097 My bosses are gonna wanna hear this. 150 00:07:47,244 --> 00:07:48,657 Oh, come on, they've heard that one before. 151 00:07:48,883 --> 00:07:53,584 Oh, hey, if you want Don's number, it's 555-5555. 152 00:07:55,755 --> 00:07:57,686 - I thought you were gone. - Nothing's where it says it is. 153 00:07:59,744 --> 00:08:00,783 It's gonna be fine. 154 00:08:18,856 --> 00:08:21,411 - Nice score! - Thank you. 155 00:08:22,139 --> 00:08:25,318 Oh, and later, I'll point out the seven or so fellow Yalies 156 00:08:25,427 --> 00:08:27,531 who already hate you because your obnoxious mother 157 00:08:27,622 --> 00:08:29,936 wouldn't let them park in the only open spot left. 158 00:08:30,014 --> 00:08:31,529 Oh, goody. You get the truck here okay? 159 00:08:31,646 --> 00:08:33,542 Oh, we had some bickering, but we made it. 160 00:08:34,048 --> 00:08:34,954 Hello. Name? 161 00:08:35,098 --> 00:08:38,354 Oh, hey. I was told it was okay to hold the spot. 162 00:08:38,554 --> 00:08:42,640 A guy told me, I forget his name. He had, like, a jacket. 163 00:08:42,742 --> 00:08:44,867 It's okay. I was just wondering what our newcomer's name is. 164 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:46,347 - Rory Gilmore. - Right, Rory Gilmore 165 00:08:46,751 --> 00:08:49,398 Rory Gilmore, Rory Gilmore... there you are. 166 00:08:49,654 --> 00:08:51,840 - Welcome to Yale. - Oh, hold the shake, hold the shake. 167 00:08:51,983 --> 00:08:53,234 - Mom. - Wait, lens cap, lens cap. 168 00:08:53,396 --> 00:08:54,882 - Sorry. - They all do this. 169 00:08:55,015 --> 00:08:55,564 Shake. 170 00:08:56,182 --> 00:08:57,779 Got it. Who are you? 171 00:08:57,939 --> 00:08:59,623 I'm Tess, I'm Rory's freshman counselor. 172 00:08:59,726 --> 00:09:01,707 I'll be living in the building and be there for whatever she needs. 173 00:09:01,808 --> 00:09:03,969 And you look twenty-one, convenient for beer runs. 174 00:09:04,129 --> 00:09:06,198 I'll be giving a tour for Durfee girls you should not miss. 175 00:09:06,351 --> 00:09:09,950 Oh, I know. Tour's at twelve, followed by the optional express lunch twelve to two, 176 00:09:10,031 --> 00:09:11,814 which is all followed by the telecommunications orientation 177 00:09:11,900 --> 00:09:15,606 and internet ID distribution, parents' reception eleven to one. 178 00:09:15,684 --> 00:09:17,148 You memorized the schedule. 179 00:09:17,281 --> 00:09:19,310 Yeah, she's not weird or anything, she just has a good memory. 180 00:09:19,422 --> 00:09:20,728 And I see you brought your own mattress. 181 00:09:20,841 --> 00:09:22,939 Oh, right. See, the guy... 182 00:09:23,682 --> 00:09:25,443 name, name, name. I forget his name. 183 00:09:25,694 --> 00:09:30,087 Three syllables. He said it was okay, and he had, like, a mustache. 184 00:09:30,194 --> 00:09:32,078 It's allowed as long as you make arrangements to dispose 185 00:09:32,161 --> 00:09:33,805 of the one that was already there. Did you do that? 186 00:09:33,942 --> 00:09:35,156 - Yes, we did. - Yes. 187 00:09:35,396 --> 00:09:37,060 - Good. Get your camera ready. - Why? 188 00:09:37,249 --> 00:09:39,466 - I'm giving Rory her key. - Thanks for the warning. 189 00:09:42,058 --> 00:09:44,023 - See you at the tour. - Yes, Tess, thank you. 190 00:09:44,816 --> 00:09:46,129 So, she's nice. 191 00:09:46,302 --> 00:09:49,001 Yeah. I'm dying to see your room. Come on, grab a bag. 192 00:09:49,385 --> 00:09:51,396 So, you made arrangements to get rid of the old mattress? 193 00:09:51,494 --> 00:09:53,214 - Yes, I did. - Really? 194 00:09:54,855 --> 00:09:58,195 Because it specifically says here that you're supposed to make arrangements 195 00:09:58,294 --> 00:10:00,571 to have the old mattress picked up before arrival. 196 00:10:00,685 --> 00:10:02,369 Ooh, very grand. 197 00:10:03,208 --> 00:10:05,006 So, what time are the mattress guys coming? 198 00:10:05,194 --> 00:10:06,357 Later today sometime. 199 00:10:06,455 --> 00:10:07,909 So we have to wait in the room for them, or... 200 00:10:08,016 --> 00:10:09,736 I think they just let themselves in. Here we are. 201 00:10:10,197 --> 00:10:12,036 So do the mattress guys have their own key? 202 00:10:12,122 --> 00:10:13,665 All right, I confess, I didn't call the mattress guys. 203 00:10:14,433 --> 00:10:16,689 - What are we gonna do? - We'll find a dumpster. 204 00:10:16,915 --> 00:10:18,481 Mom, they could trace it back to me. 205 00:10:18,625 --> 00:10:20,305 - I'll be long gone by then. - Mom. 206 00:10:20,637 --> 00:10:25,092 All right, we'll burn it before we dump it. A match, a little gasoline. 207 00:10:25,302 --> 00:10:27,605 We're here five minutes and we're already contemplating felonies. 208 00:10:30,105 --> 00:10:31,314 Just like I pictured it. 209 00:10:31,763 --> 00:10:33,177 Did you see an emergency exit? 210 00:10:33,406 --> 00:10:35,833 A fireplace, too! I wonder if it's woodburning. 211 00:10:36,008 --> 00:10:39,654 It says here, "Upon arrival, please take note of the emergency exits." 212 00:10:39,771 --> 00:10:42,408 Hey, hey, we could burn the mattress in there, save us a trip. 213 00:10:42,608 --> 00:10:44,871 Man, a piece of my map ripped off. 214 00:10:44,958 --> 00:10:45,874 Which one's your room? 215 00:10:45,981 --> 00:10:47,538 I'm missing half of the Old Campus. 216 00:10:47,610 --> 00:10:48,951 R.G. This is it. 217 00:10:49,105 --> 00:10:51,701 If I have Old Campus activities today, I'm screwed. 218 00:10:53,765 --> 00:10:54,809 Here it is. 219 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:58,557 Here's where you're going to be thinking all those impressive thoughts. 220 00:10:58,879 --> 00:11:01,255 It's just waiting for your decorative stamp. 221 00:11:01,608 --> 00:11:03,934 - And a little air freshener. - Where's the phone jack? 222 00:11:04,356 --> 00:11:06,396 I don't know, Jack. Where is the pesky phone? 223 00:11:06,656 --> 00:11:07,255 Mom. 224 00:11:07,721 --> 00:11:08,786 You're one-note Nancy today. 225 00:11:08,986 --> 00:11:11,265 Ah, here's a place to get replacement maps. 226 00:11:11,638 --> 00:11:13,814 Holy cow, it's in Old Campus! 227 00:11:14,163 --> 00:11:15,903 All right, that's it. 228 00:11:16,563 --> 00:11:18,028 - Hey, what are you doing? - You just missed it. 229 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:19,026 Missed what? 230 00:11:19,175 --> 00:11:21,315 Walking into your dorm suite for the first time. Do over. 231 00:11:21,510 --> 00:11:24,644 What? We're short on time here and we haven't unloaded. 232 00:11:24,770 --> 00:11:26,282 It doesn't matter. You're gonna be in the moment. 233 00:11:26,363 --> 00:11:26,967 Mom. 234 00:11:27,091 --> 00:11:29,682 You're gonna be in the moment or the rest of the map gets it. 235 00:11:30,163 --> 00:11:32,379 No. Okay, I'm here, I swear. 236 00:11:32,626 --> 00:11:33,686 You're not placating me? 237 00:11:34,570 --> 00:11:37,009 I'll try. Really, I'm all here. 238 00:11:37,178 --> 00:11:37,653 Good. 239 00:11:38,084 --> 00:11:39,799 Oh, here's your suite. 240 00:11:40,197 --> 00:11:41,022 Cool. 241 00:11:46,366 --> 00:11:48,918 It is cool. My own space. 242 00:11:49,199 --> 00:11:52,082 Well, yours and P.G.'s and J.B.'s and T.S.'s. 243 00:11:52,174 --> 00:11:53,546 And a fireplace. Did you see the fireplace? 244 00:11:54,021 --> 00:11:55,706 Was this do over justified or what? 245 00:11:58,661 --> 00:11:59,807 You mentioned thoughts in here? 246 00:12:00,167 --> 00:12:01,451 All the great ones you're gonna have. 247 00:12:01,574 --> 00:12:02,776 - And air freshener? - That, too. 248 00:12:03,202 --> 00:12:04,436 Thanks for putting me in the moment. 249 00:12:05,260 --> 00:12:05,967 My pleasure. 250 00:12:06,208 --> 00:12:07,595 It's something I would have not wanted to miss. 251 00:12:07,692 --> 00:12:08,169 Good. 252 00:12:09,013 --> 00:12:10,846 - And thank you. - For what? 253 00:12:10,928 --> 00:12:13,391 For pretending that you're not at this moment thinking about missing your tour, 254 00:12:13,499 --> 00:12:15,639 finding your phone jack, navigating the Old Campus. 255 00:12:15,808 --> 00:12:16,597 It's my gift to you. 256 00:12:16,725 --> 00:12:19,203 - Let's go unload and get you a new map. - Bless you. 257 00:12:28,152 --> 00:12:32,447 Just keep in mind, guys, the dining hall hours are cast in stone - you snooze, you lose. 258 00:12:32,530 --> 00:12:35,248 And it's a post-9/11 world, so your ID's are important. 259 00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:39,130 You'll be asked for it a lot, so always have it, always, always. 260 00:12:39,299 --> 00:12:42,976 It also operates the laundry machines and is also your meal card. 261 00:12:43,077 --> 00:12:46,554 That's right, it's practically magic, so don't lose it. 262 00:12:46,901 --> 00:12:49,564 If you're stupid enough to get ripped, I'm here to help, 263 00:12:49,641 --> 00:12:52,135 but I do not hold buckets, if you get my drift. 264 00:12:52,335 --> 00:12:56,322 Now, pay attention to street parking, it is severely restricted in most places. 265 00:12:56,527 --> 00:12:58,248 Walk or take the shuttle when you can. 266 00:12:58,574 --> 00:12:59,559 First floor Durfee. 267 00:12:59,687 --> 00:13:00,484 Third floor Bingham. 268 00:13:00,706 --> 00:13:01,853 - They're babies. - Tots. 269 00:13:02,232 --> 00:13:04,356 Third floor Bingham, through the gate, make a left. 270 00:13:05,222 --> 00:13:08,242 Get an internet ID whether you think you'll use it or not. 271 00:13:08,340 --> 00:13:12,917 It'll be your name at yale.edu, and there's no changing what you get. 272 00:13:12,999 --> 00:13:14,273 Think there's gonna be a test? 273 00:13:14,540 --> 00:13:15,579 Probably not. 274 00:13:17,015 --> 00:13:19,035 Oh, you were joking. Good one. 275 00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:21,002 No bottlenecks, girls. 276 00:13:21,130 --> 00:13:23,824 There's about a hundred behind you waiting for the same stuff. 277 00:13:24,089 --> 00:13:26,679 Do not get precious about your ID pictures. 278 00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:28,375 They are what they are. 279 00:13:28,578 --> 00:13:30,935 Did you get that down? They are what they are. 280 00:13:31,046 --> 00:13:32,244 - I'll remember. - Next! 281 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:33,915 - That would be you. - What? 282 00:13:34,078 --> 00:13:35,828 - It's picture time. - Oh, sorry. 283 00:13:36,808 --> 00:13:40,069 I didn't think pictures were today. Do you mind if I take a second to... 284 00:13:40,166 --> 00:13:40,852 One thousand and one. 285 00:13:41,144 --> 00:13:42,035 Next! 286 00:13:45,096 --> 00:13:49,121 Always have your keys. Never open the door to someone you don't know. 287 00:13:49,198 --> 00:13:52,782 Walk in twos at night. That's it, any questions? 288 00:13:54,339 --> 00:13:56,699 Later on, you'll have questions. 289 00:13:56,955 --> 00:13:57,805 I'll be around. 290 00:13:58,558 --> 00:13:59,776 Now go do stuff. 291 00:14:28,454 --> 00:14:29,518 Rory, you back? 292 00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:39,973 - Who is that? - I don't know. 293 00:14:40,342 --> 00:14:43,304 She just followed me in here like a puppy dog without saying a word. 294 00:14:43,501 --> 00:14:44,284 Maybe she's lost. 295 00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:47,552 Or maybe she's one of my new suitemates who I'm already off to a swell start with. 296 00:14:47,643 --> 00:14:49,409 Do you know how vulnerable you are to venereal disease? 297 00:14:49,737 --> 00:14:51,560 All hail to the queen of the non-sequiturs. 298 00:14:51,653 --> 00:14:53,926 This parent orientation I went to was a nonstop litany 299 00:14:53,981 --> 00:14:55,559 of the horrors awaiting college freshman. 300 00:14:55,697 --> 00:14:58,181 You're supposed to carry a whistle, a flashlight, a crucifix, 301 00:14:58,339 --> 00:14:59,859 and a loaded Glock with you at all times. 302 00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:01,304 We should go out there. She'll think we're hiding. 303 00:15:01,426 --> 00:15:03,306 Okay, just don't shake hands with her. Bacteria. 304 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:03,833 Mom. 305 00:15:04,007 --> 00:15:05,390 - Or tell her where you live. - Too late. 306 00:15:05,497 --> 00:15:07,028 - Oh, you touched the doorknob. - Good grief. 307 00:15:09,766 --> 00:15:11,238 - Say something. - What? 308 00:15:11,405 --> 00:15:12,547 Anything. Go, go. 309 00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:22,544 - I'm adopted. - You're up. 310 00:15:24,361 --> 00:15:25,973 - What's your name? - Tanna Schrick. 311 00:15:26,131 --> 00:15:27,426 Well, Tanna Schrick, good. 312 00:15:27,585 --> 00:15:28,962 We're making some progress. Hi, Tanna Schrick. 313 00:15:29,090 --> 00:15:31,128 I'm Lorelai, this is Rory. She'll be living here, too. 314 00:15:31,271 --> 00:15:32,142 We're suitemates. 315 00:15:32,429 --> 00:15:35,531 As they're ransacking your room, professional thieves typically start 316 00:15:35,623 --> 00:15:38,321 at the bottom drawer and work their way up. That way they don't have 317 00:15:38,378 --> 00:15:40,856 to close drawers before opening the next one. Saves time. 318 00:15:40,946 --> 00:15:43,855 Okay. So, no storing your valuables in the bottom drawer. 319 00:15:43,918 --> 00:15:45,792 Got that, Rory? Good tip, Tanna. Thanks. 320 00:15:45,893 --> 00:15:47,480 I'm not so great at extemporaneous speaking, 321 00:15:47,589 --> 00:15:50,904 so I've memorized some quick conversational facts I can whip out at a moment's notice. 322 00:15:51,005 --> 00:15:53,845 Oh, when I get to know you better, I'll memorize some facts 323 00:15:53,936 --> 00:15:55,386 that are more specific to your person. 324 00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:57,251 - Tanna, how old are you? - Sixteen. 325 00:15:57,404 --> 00:15:58,874 - Sixteen? - On Tuesday. 326 00:15:59,016 --> 00:16:00,747 - Happy birthday, Doogie. - Thank you. 327 00:16:01,356 --> 00:16:02,698 And, where are your parents? 328 00:16:02,820 --> 00:16:06,087 Oh, at the hotel. Mom's napping, Dad's getting a schvitz. 329 00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:08,744 Okay, well, we still have some more stuff to do, 330 00:16:08,785 --> 00:16:11,494 but maybe your parents will be here when I get back. I'd love to meet them. 331 00:16:11,633 --> 00:16:14,224 Yeah, well, they make a very good first impression. 332 00:16:14,372 --> 00:16:16,537 I'm sure they do. See you later, kiddo. 333 00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:17,715 Bye. 334 00:16:18,330 --> 00:16:20,936 - Oh, hey, Rory? - Yeah? 335 00:16:21,586 --> 00:16:22,190 You nervous? 336 00:16:22,783 --> 00:16:25,109 - Oh yeah. - Okay, good. 337 00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:31,994 - Odd, but nice. - I'll take it. 338 00:16:33,561 --> 00:16:36,186 - So... this is it. - This is it. 339 00:16:37,191 --> 00:16:38,989 - Learn a lot of stuff. - I'll try. 340 00:16:39,352 --> 00:16:41,841 And, you know, keep in touch. 341 00:16:42,604 --> 00:16:44,452 We'll at least exchange Christmas cards. 342 00:16:44,847 --> 00:16:46,751 With a letter detailing what's happened over the year. 343 00:16:46,858 --> 00:16:48,102 - And a current photo. - Don't joke! 344 00:16:48,276 --> 00:16:49,915 - You started it. - I was masking my pain. 345 00:16:50,074 --> 00:16:51,928 - You'll see plenty of me. - It's not enough. 346 00:16:52,029 --> 00:16:52,644 How about tons? 347 00:16:53,207 --> 00:16:55,476 That's better. I love you, did you know that? 348 00:16:55,739 --> 00:16:57,062 I always suspected it. 349 00:16:59,142 --> 00:17:00,337 Oh, excuse me. 350 00:17:01,142 --> 00:17:03,737 - A little fridge. - It's cute. 351 00:17:04,630 --> 00:17:06,874 - I want one. - Go get yourself one. 352 00:17:06,985 --> 00:17:08,951 - For you, I want one for you. - I don't need one. 353 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:12,520 For sodas and stuff when things are closed. Late night cram sessions. 354 00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:14,056 I guess it would come in handy. 355 00:17:14,246 --> 00:17:15,659 Oh, let's see what these people have going on. 356 00:17:15,756 --> 00:17:16,186 Mom. 357 00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:21,173 A rug! A rug for your room to make it cozy. 358 00:17:21,422 --> 00:17:24,730 - And a vase of flowers. - The flowers will just die. 359 00:17:24,818 --> 00:17:27,245 They have a vase of the most beautiful fake flowers I've ever seen. 360 00:17:27,451 --> 00:17:29,554 - Trash cans! - Oh, you're right. 361 00:17:29,646 --> 00:17:32,084 - And a fan. I have been remiss. - No, you haven't. 362 00:17:32,190 --> 00:17:33,477 I have got another trip to make today. 363 00:17:33,563 --> 00:17:34,875 No, Mom, you've done enough today. 364 00:17:34,982 --> 00:17:38,167 I want you fully outfitted and settled for your first night or I won't sleep. 365 00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:39,841 - We can get it all later. - No, no. 366 00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:42,335 Now go unpack the skimpy amount of stuff I've gotten you so far 367 00:17:42,405 --> 00:17:43,968 and I'll be back in a couple of hours. Copper boom. 368 00:17:44,862 --> 00:17:45,764 What? 369 00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:47,496 It's what you said to me this morning when you were trying to speed me up. 370 00:17:47,583 --> 00:17:48,904 But you missed a bunch of stuff in between. 371 00:17:48,991 --> 00:17:50,859 I think it's catchy. Go, go, unpack. 372 00:17:51,059 --> 00:17:52,053 - Copper boom! - Copper boom! 373 00:17:58,191 --> 00:17:58,652 Mom! 374 00:17:59,395 --> 00:18:00,035 Copper boom! 375 00:18:05,145 --> 00:18:05,861 Hey, Luke. 376 00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:08,760 - Oops. - Shoot me. 377 00:18:08,948 --> 00:18:10,480 Now, or maybe later so you're surprised? 378 00:18:13,439 --> 00:18:16,055 Mr. Danes, a marriage contract is a contract just like any other. 379 00:18:16,230 --> 00:18:18,718 As the higher wage earner, Nicole wants a fair settlement. 380 00:18:18,809 --> 00:18:21,156 But I want nothing from her, so there's nothing to settle, 381 00:18:21,242 --> 00:18:23,536 - Mr... what's your name again? - My name is Stein. 382 00:18:23,648 --> 00:18:24,975 - I thought you were Stein. - I'm Stein as well. 383 00:18:25,093 --> 00:18:27,453 - Then I'm confused. - Mr. Danes, I'm an impatient man, 384 00:18:27,515 --> 00:18:29,649 I'm a busy man, I'm a sensible man, I'm a skeptical man. 385 00:18:29,736 --> 00:18:31,933 Oh, you're four different men, huh? Well, are they all named Stein, too? 386 00:18:32,016 --> 00:18:35,078 If there's one thing I've learned in this business, it's that no one wants nothing. 387 00:18:35,569 --> 00:18:37,494 Why won't you hire a lawyer? 388 00:18:37,602 --> 00:18:39,163 Why? Because lawyers waste time and money. 389 00:18:39,265 --> 00:18:41,353 They're needless middlemen who slither into people's lives 390 00:18:41,426 --> 00:18:43,340 when they're at their most vulnerable so they can clamp on 391 00:18:43,407 --> 00:18:46,679 and suck like leeches until everyone but them is distraught and penniless. 392 00:18:46,755 --> 00:18:48,134 I can see why the marriage went bad. 393 00:18:48,205 --> 00:18:50,447 Here's fair warning, Mr. Danes - if you don't hire a lawyer, 394 00:18:50,528 --> 00:18:52,372 you could wind up getting absolutely nothing. 395 00:18:52,443 --> 00:18:53,851 - That's what I want! - There he goes again. 396 00:18:53,938 --> 00:18:55,434 Maybe we should get Sage and Albet into this. 397 00:18:55,521 --> 00:18:56,592 Pettruccio, too. 398 00:18:57,738 --> 00:19:00,841 - They're gonna multiply like the matrix. - Oh, well... 399 00:19:01,164 --> 00:19:03,088 - Tell them, Lorelai. - Tell them what? 400 00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:05,142 - Who's this? - This is Lorelai. 401 00:19:05,218 --> 00:19:06,878 - Are you an attorney? - No, she's carbon-based. 402 00:19:06,948 --> 00:19:07,722 And what's her role? 403 00:19:07,851 --> 00:19:09,586 Be my character witness or something. 404 00:19:09,739 --> 00:19:13,011 Right, okay. Well, I can vouch for this man. 405 00:19:13,247 --> 00:19:18,909 I mean, I know he cared for Nicole, and apparently they both got a little rash. 406 00:19:19,109 --> 00:19:21,829 I mean, not in 'apply to affected area twice daily' rash, 407 00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:24,839 I mean rash in that they hastily entered into a union. 408 00:19:24,926 --> 00:19:25,587 We know all this. 409 00:19:25,678 --> 00:19:29,503 But if you think he married her to get something, I know that's not true. 410 00:19:29,727 --> 00:19:32,165 He's basically a hermit, and happy to be one. 411 00:19:32,313 --> 00:19:35,016 I could show you his place upstairs. I mean, you half expect Hari Krishnas 412 00:19:35,155 --> 00:19:37,194 to jump out of the bathroom banging tambourines. 413 00:19:37,289 --> 00:19:40,654 All he likes is fishing and watching baseball, 414 00:19:40,741 --> 00:19:43,542 and he's got a reel and he's got a TV, so he's all set. 415 00:19:43,689 --> 00:19:46,424 So when he says he wants nothing, I know he means it, 416 00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:50,352 because when I think of Luke Danes, I think nothing. 417 00:19:51,088 --> 00:19:53,653 Mr. Blodgett, Steins one and two, there you go. 418 00:19:53,725 --> 00:19:56,096 Your choice of character witness does nothing to allay our concerns. 419 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:57,566 Sorry. 420 00:19:57,744 --> 00:20:00,658 The bottom line, time. If we do not receive a response in this matter, 421 00:20:00,756 --> 00:20:02,682 we're just going to have to kick this up a notch. 422 00:20:02,758 --> 00:20:04,525 Okay, there is something I want, but I've been holding back. 423 00:20:04,612 --> 00:20:06,023 - As we suspected. - Let's hear it. 424 00:20:06,127 --> 00:20:07,822 Okay, you know Nicole and I went on a cruise, right? 425 00:20:07,938 --> 00:20:08,974 - Oh boy. - Oh yeah. 426 00:20:09,081 --> 00:20:11,258 The first night on the boat we, uh, went to see an act 427 00:20:11,391 --> 00:20:14,073 that everyone was raving about. We go in, sit down, they close the door. 428 00:20:14,195 --> 00:20:16,437 Turned out to be a guy playing musical drinking glasses. 429 00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:18,987 You know, with the half-filled cups that give off different tones. 430 00:20:19,069 --> 00:20:22,711 He played Mozart, and I swear I could hear Mozart banging on his coffin. 431 00:20:22,885 --> 00:20:26,715 Out of politeness, we stayed, and there went an hour of our lives. 432 00:20:26,791 --> 00:20:29,704 Next night, the sign in front of the theater said the entertainment for the night 433 00:20:29,787 --> 00:20:31,702 was a guy singing the songs of Sinatra. 434 00:20:31,822 --> 00:20:35,854 We verified with the guy at the door, the songs of Frank Sinatra, right? 435 00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:39,376 Not Tina, not Frank Jr., not Bill Sinatra, but Ol' Blue Eyes. 436 00:20:39,442 --> 00:20:41,389 "Yes," he says. "It's like Frank come to life." 437 00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:44,215 We go in, sit down, they close the door. 438 00:20:44,302 --> 00:20:48,274 Then they announce that the guy singing Sinatra is sick 439 00:20:48,388 --> 00:20:50,605 and the glass-playing guy is filling in. 440 00:20:50,727 --> 00:20:52,714 Out he comes, there's goes another hour. 441 00:20:52,796 --> 00:20:56,308 Next night, we meet a nice couple while walking the Lido Deck. 442 00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:59,170 Had some nice conversation, so we have dinner with them. 443 00:20:59,236 --> 00:21:03,272 Everything's going great. Then they invite us to go somewhere afterwards 444 00:21:03,353 --> 00:21:06,841 - guess where they took us? That's right, to see the glass guy. 445 00:21:06,943 --> 00:21:09,765 Three nights in a row, three hours total. 446 00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:13,312 That's what I want - I want those three hours back. 447 00:21:13,588 --> 00:21:14,603 We'll have to confer on this. 448 00:21:14,791 --> 00:21:16,514 Maybe do a productivity study. 449 00:21:16,631 --> 00:21:19,354 Yeah, get Blobb, Fromm and Pinnuccio in there, too. 450 00:21:20,024 --> 00:21:21,904 - We'll get back to you. - I have no doubt. 451 00:21:23,981 --> 00:21:26,937 - I'm exhausted. - Sorry I barged in like that. 452 00:21:27,055 --> 00:21:28,775 Trust me, the interruption was welcome. 453 00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:31,775 So, did you check the clock? It's not yet four. 454 00:21:32,062 --> 00:21:33,373 - Rory safe and sound? - Safe and sound. 455 00:21:33,490 --> 00:21:34,308 - And the truck? - Well... 456 00:21:34,443 --> 00:21:35,903 - You wrecked it. - It's not wrecked. 457 00:21:36,015 --> 00:21:37,565 - I don't see it. - It's around the corner. 458 00:21:37,694 --> 00:21:40,070 - You wrecked it. - No, but I need to use it awhile longer. 459 00:21:40,146 --> 00:21:41,698 Because you wrecked it and it's in the shop. 460 00:21:42,128 --> 00:21:44,540 You really can't afford to alienate your chief character witness. 461 00:21:46,086 --> 00:21:47,100 - It's full of stuff. - I know. 462 00:21:47,242 --> 00:21:49,343 - Why didn't you unload it? - I did, this is my second load. 463 00:21:49,516 --> 00:21:50,806 You didn't say anything about a second load. 464 00:21:51,067 --> 00:21:52,787 I didn't know I had to have one 'til I realized 465 00:21:52,870 --> 00:21:55,098 what a piker of a mother I'd been compared to the other kids' moms. 466 00:21:55,238 --> 00:21:56,074 It's still running. 467 00:21:56,296 --> 00:21:58,993 Yeah, well, turns out that ignition key 468 00:21:59,127 --> 00:22:01,890 is just as misogynistic as that stick shift of yours. 469 00:22:04,263 --> 00:22:06,803 - You just have to jiggle it a little. - You didn't mention any jiggling. 470 00:22:06,883 --> 00:22:08,335 - It's common sense. - Oh, that. 471 00:22:08,824 --> 00:22:10,135 Wait, why is the mattress still there? 472 00:22:10,319 --> 00:22:12,771 Oh, that's not the mattress, that's a mattress. 473 00:22:12,910 --> 00:22:14,467 - What? - Rory has the new mattress. 474 00:22:14,604 --> 00:22:17,655 That's the Yale-supplied mattress that has microbes in it 475 00:22:17,713 --> 00:22:19,115 that date back to Henry Box Brown. 476 00:22:19,220 --> 00:22:20,094 What are you gonna do with it? 477 00:22:20,183 --> 00:22:22,377 I was thinking maybe you could store it for me. 478 00:22:22,515 --> 00:22:24,123 - No. - Come on. 479 00:22:24,549 --> 00:22:26,458 I can't take it back to Yale. 480 00:22:26,540 --> 00:22:28,250 I'm not storing your microbe mattress, forget it. 481 00:22:28,408 --> 00:22:30,005 Then I'm stuck here. 482 00:22:30,093 --> 00:22:31,204 Fine, because I need my truck back. 483 00:22:31,275 --> 00:22:33,650 - Fine, but that leaves you with the mattress. - I'm not taking the mattress. 484 00:22:33,723 --> 00:22:35,879 - Then let me take the truck. - But that means you take the mattress. 485 00:22:35,985 --> 00:22:37,609 - I can't take the mattress. - Then you can't have the truck. 486 00:22:37,768 --> 00:22:39,088 But that sticks you with the mattress. 487 00:22:40,136 --> 00:22:42,837 If you take the truck, it comes with the mattress. 488 00:22:42,918 --> 00:22:44,829 - I can't take the mattress. - Then you can't have the truck. 489 00:22:44,925 --> 00:22:46,271 And that sticks you with the mattress. 490 00:22:46,384 --> 00:22:48,689 - We've been here before. - I recognize that tree. 491 00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:53,015 Come on in. 492 00:22:55,713 --> 00:22:57,588 - Another suitemate has arrived. - Oh yeah? 493 00:22:57,772 --> 00:22:59,169 Yeah. She's a little weird. 494 00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:02,440 I've already forgotten her name. I'm a disaster with names. 495 00:23:02,555 --> 00:23:03,127 That's okay. 496 00:23:03,486 --> 00:23:06,767 It's the name of a city, like Athens or Rome or something. 497 00:23:07,279 --> 00:23:09,854 I'm sure things can be rearranged. I mean, why not? 498 00:23:09,977 --> 00:23:11,878 - It's a dorm, you're supposed to. - Let it go. 499 00:23:11,944 --> 00:23:13,209 - Paris? - Yeah, that's it. 500 00:23:13,516 --> 00:23:15,487 - How shocked are you? - Do you have a resuscitator? 501 00:23:15,559 --> 00:23:16,927 - I'm going to Yale. - You're going to Yale. 502 00:23:17,003 --> 00:23:18,703 - And we're suitemates. - Of all the gin joints. 503 00:23:18,779 --> 00:23:20,122 Give me a hug! Wait. 504 00:23:20,981 --> 00:23:21,647 Give me a hug! 505 00:23:22,358 --> 00:23:24,730 This is a massively big surprise. 506 00:23:24,864 --> 00:23:28,231 I was gonna call and then I thought, hey, let's wait and just be right in her face. 507 00:23:28,354 --> 00:23:30,419 - I can't even feel my face anymore. - This is a good thing. 508 00:23:30,561 --> 00:23:32,148 No, yes, it's definitely a good thing. 509 00:23:32,316 --> 00:23:35,026 It's just, again, my nose... it feels like clay. 510 00:23:35,230 --> 00:23:36,465 Oh, this is Terrence. 511 00:23:37,223 --> 00:23:37,775 Hello. 512 00:23:38,072 --> 00:23:39,725 It's nice to finally meet you, Rory. 513 00:23:39,987 --> 00:23:42,111 - Terrence is my life coach. - Your what? 514 00:23:42,224 --> 00:23:43,361 - Don't judge. - I'm not. 515 00:23:43,515 --> 00:23:46,509 Remember my nanny? I lost her over the summer. 516 00:23:46,617 --> 00:23:47,739 I'm sorry, what happened? 517 00:23:47,882 --> 00:23:49,577 She opened a pupuseria in Boise. 518 00:23:49,695 --> 00:23:52,684 - So she's okay? - Yeah, but I was pretty lost. 519 00:23:52,874 --> 00:23:55,894 Then my rabbi conferred with my therapist who said a hypnotist he knew 520 00:23:55,951 --> 00:23:58,440 thought a life coach would be right for me, and that led me to Terrence. 521 00:23:58,660 --> 00:24:01,333 He's here to assist me with whatever I need assistance in, 522 00:24:01,404 --> 00:24:04,472 from wardrobe to diet to finding me a kick-ass gynecologist. 523 00:24:04,568 --> 00:24:05,940 That's great, Paris, really. 524 00:24:06,043 --> 00:24:07,723 He's done so much for my people skills. 525 00:24:07,916 --> 00:24:10,210 I can cope with the little annoyances now. 526 00:24:10,353 --> 00:24:14,137 For instance, the old Paris would've been bothered by your penchant to hover. 527 00:24:14,296 --> 00:24:16,830 It would've made her wanna ring your neck until your eyeballs popped out. 528 00:24:16,995 --> 00:24:22,049 But now, I accept it because I can't control everything. Paris Gellar. 529 00:24:23,108 --> 00:24:23,927 That's Tanna. 530 00:24:24,035 --> 00:24:27,742 In medieval times, surnames often reflected a person's origin or occupation 531 00:24:27,839 --> 00:24:30,501 so they were descriptive as well as utilitarian. 532 00:24:30,916 --> 00:24:32,400 And what does Tanna mean? 533 00:24:33,963 --> 00:24:34,583 Nothing. 534 00:24:35,042 --> 00:24:36,113 We're gonna have some fun this year. 535 00:24:36,619 --> 00:24:37,152 Thank you. 536 00:24:38,888 --> 00:24:40,445 - How's your face? - Better, thanks. 537 00:24:40,650 --> 00:24:43,118 - Is that my room? - If your initials are P.G., it is. 538 00:24:44,889 --> 00:24:48,032 - Terrence, I got my southern exposure. - I'm a happy camper. 539 00:24:48,151 --> 00:24:51,682 So, weird, weird coincidence that we're roommates like this, huh? 540 00:24:51,765 --> 00:24:55,662 Not really. I told Terrence all about our history and he felt very strongly 541 00:24:55,718 --> 00:24:58,842 that our life journey was not complete, so my dad made a call. 542 00:25:09,705 --> 00:25:12,747 Luke, this was so nice of you, giving me a hand like this. 543 00:25:13,238 --> 00:25:14,989 It was above and beyond the call of duty. 544 00:25:15,271 --> 00:25:16,377 Don't start this again. 545 00:25:16,583 --> 00:25:18,025 - I'm not starting anything. - Good. 546 00:25:19,910 --> 00:25:22,746 - I mean, if you just had stored the mattress... - That's where we're not starting. 547 00:25:22,879 --> 00:25:24,662 What? It was your choice to come along. 548 00:25:24,805 --> 00:25:28,011 I wanted the safe return of my truck without the mattress guaranteed. 549 00:25:28,101 --> 00:25:30,905 - This was the only way. - You know, I miss our friendship. 550 00:25:31,005 --> 00:25:34,307 We used to be so close. The summers at the lake... 551 00:25:34,389 --> 00:25:36,216 Let's just move along here, okay? 552 00:25:36,442 --> 00:25:37,768 - Hi, there. - Hello. 553 00:25:38,429 --> 00:25:39,346 Is that your mattress? 554 00:25:40,052 --> 00:25:40,867 Well, yeah. 555 00:25:41,347 --> 00:25:42,965 Tag has a Yale stamp. 556 00:25:43,098 --> 00:25:46,134 Oh, well, when I said it was mine, it's not mine. It belongs in the dorm. 557 00:25:46,232 --> 00:25:48,383 We were just driving it around New Haven for awhile. 558 00:25:49,536 --> 00:25:51,219 - To air it out. - Oh, okay. 559 00:25:51,378 --> 00:25:53,590 - We're gonna take it right back in. - Great. 560 00:25:55,510 --> 00:25:57,649 - Thanks for jumping in. - You seemed to have a handle on it. 561 00:25:58,044 --> 00:25:59,278 - What do we do now? - Unload. 562 00:26:00,393 --> 00:26:03,578 With the mattress. What do we do with the mattress? 563 00:26:11,869 --> 00:26:13,655 - Saw you coming. - What's up? 564 00:26:13,983 --> 00:26:15,207 You just have to see it. 565 00:26:18,744 --> 00:26:19,962 - No. - Yes. 566 00:26:20,638 --> 00:26:21,160 Paris? 567 00:26:21,806 --> 00:26:23,338 And Terrence, her life coach. 568 00:26:23,594 --> 00:26:24,453 Like on Oprah? 569 00:26:24,679 --> 00:26:25,605 - Yes. - No. 570 00:26:25,918 --> 00:26:27,817 Yes. They're setting up her crafts' corner. 571 00:26:28,283 --> 00:26:29,845 - No. - Yes. 572 00:26:29,983 --> 00:26:32,221 - Lorelai! - Hi, Paris. It's so good to see you. 573 00:26:32,896 --> 00:26:33,623 Same here. 574 00:26:34,223 --> 00:26:36,295 - Terrence, this is Lorelai. - Hi, Terrence. 575 00:26:36,414 --> 00:26:38,216 - Nice to meet you finally. - Finally? 576 00:26:38,348 --> 00:26:40,362 You and I have a bit of a journey left to finish as well. 577 00:26:40,611 --> 00:26:42,916 - I'll clear my schedule. - I was just setting up my craft corner. 578 00:26:43,014 --> 00:26:46,832 Some mosaic tiles, some colored beads. Still kind of kids' stuff, 579 00:26:46,914 --> 00:26:50,334 but Terrence showed me how working with my hands could help with my nerves. 580 00:26:50,478 --> 00:26:52,885 - Oh, where are we gonna put the couch? - Why don't you just... 581 00:26:52,962 --> 00:26:54,222 - Paris... - Come on, Terrence. 582 00:26:54,415 --> 00:26:56,232 Two steps forward, three steps back. 583 00:26:56,372 --> 00:26:57,426 But she was baiting me. 584 00:26:57,514 --> 00:26:59,110 Fish can choose not to bite. 585 00:27:02,138 --> 00:27:03,493 We'll figure it out. 586 00:27:05,424 --> 00:27:07,217 - This the place? - This is the place. 587 00:27:07,410 --> 00:27:10,184 Oh, hold it a minute! You can't bring that thing in here. 588 00:27:10,334 --> 00:27:12,639 I'm not taking it back out. Hi, Rory. 589 00:27:12,843 --> 00:27:13,411 Hi, Luke. 590 00:27:13,681 --> 00:27:15,720 No, we're unloading bags and boxes first. 591 00:27:15,823 --> 00:27:18,436 Look, that Tess already had her antennae up about the mattress 592 00:27:18,541 --> 00:27:20,768 and she wouldn't stop watching me, so I had to do something. 593 00:27:20,871 --> 00:27:22,852 Wait until she's gone and then bring it back out. 594 00:27:22,944 --> 00:27:25,898 It's heavy. The only way I got it into the building is with help from Chip 595 00:27:26,079 --> 00:27:28,884 - his real name, believe it or not. Now I have to go help him 596 00:27:28,975 --> 00:27:30,738 unload his stuff because that was the deal. 597 00:27:30,911 --> 00:27:32,995 No, you don't. Blow him off. 598 00:27:33,205 --> 00:27:37,752 He's probably busy taping his Carmen Electra poster up on the ceiling above his bed. 599 00:27:37,992 --> 00:27:40,977 The mattress stays. Now if you'll excuse me, Chip is waiting. 600 00:27:41,587 --> 00:27:43,717 Oh no! My glue gun leaked on my macaroni! 601 00:27:44,009 --> 00:27:47,444 Compartmentalize... and breathe. 602 00:27:49,481 --> 00:27:50,803 Let's get this thing out of the hallway. 603 00:27:51,314 --> 00:27:54,331 I got a crisp Benjamin Franklin for anyone willing 604 00:27:54,438 --> 00:27:56,281 to disappear a mattress, no questions asked. 605 00:27:57,023 --> 00:27:57,669 Start pushing. 606 00:27:57,966 --> 00:27:58,550 Anyone? 607 00:28:01,005 --> 00:28:02,487 Two Benjamins? 608 00:28:03,572 --> 00:28:04,279 Hold on. 609 00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:07,296 Anything else you need, you'll write it down, okay? 610 00:28:07,382 --> 00:28:09,297 I've got more than I need. Stuff I don't need. 611 00:28:09,408 --> 00:28:11,489 - It's all necessary stuff. - The disco ball? 612 00:28:11,780 --> 00:28:15,849 You cannot host your much-anticipated Salute to Barry White Night without a disco ball. 613 00:28:15,953 --> 00:28:18,456 I forgot I was anticipating that. Where's Luke? 614 00:28:18,660 --> 00:28:19,619 He's already out at the truck. 615 00:28:20,612 --> 00:28:23,208 So, this is it. 616 00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:24,518 This is really it. 617 00:28:25,594 --> 00:28:26,474 Learn a lot of stuff. 618 00:28:26,945 --> 00:28:27,764 I'll try. 619 00:28:28,584 --> 00:28:29,654 You'll be a frequent visitor? 620 00:28:30,135 --> 00:28:31,599 I'll be a frequent visitor. 621 00:28:31,886 --> 00:28:33,437 You can use the washer and the dryer. 622 00:28:33,551 --> 00:28:35,368 - I don't need any inducement. - Good. 623 00:28:35,998 --> 00:28:37,514 But don't you get rid of that washer and dryer. 624 00:28:38,275 --> 00:28:39,125 I won't. 625 00:28:42,014 --> 00:28:42,664 Ciao, baby. 626 00:28:44,014 --> 00:28:44,651 Bye, Mom. 627 00:29:27,346 --> 00:29:29,794 So Chip is like, "Set your side down first" and I'm like, 628 00:29:29,835 --> 00:29:31,781 "My side's the side with the leg missing. It's gonna collapse. 629 00:29:31,826 --> 00:29:34,069 You put your side down first" and he's like, "I'm losing my grip", 630 00:29:34,181 --> 00:29:38,221 which was his excuse with everything we carried in - the TV, the stereo speakers. 631 00:29:38,308 --> 00:29:41,221 - And I was like... - Oh my God, will you, like, get over this? 632 00:29:42,169 --> 00:29:42,713 What's that? 633 00:29:43,133 --> 00:29:43,778 It's my pager. 634 00:29:47,096 --> 00:29:48,242 - Oh no. - What? 635 00:29:48,574 --> 00:29:49,261 "Come back." 636 00:29:50,465 --> 00:29:51,745 - What? - It's from Rory. 637 00:29:51,862 --> 00:29:54,458 It says "Come back" with about a dozen exclamation points. 638 00:29:55,748 --> 00:29:57,848 - Move, move. - What are you doing? 639 00:29:58,071 --> 00:29:59,644 - I gotta borrow your truck. - No way. 640 00:29:59,726 --> 00:30:01,278 - I gotta go back. - Then take your own car. 641 00:30:01,385 --> 00:30:04,048 - Remember that concept? - No, it'll take too long to walk back to get it. 642 00:30:04,140 --> 00:30:05,855 Plus, I'm out of gas. Plus, it's been making weird noises 643 00:30:05,927 --> 00:30:07,770 and probably can't take a long trip. Please, Luke? 644 00:30:07,867 --> 00:30:09,722 - I need my truck. - I need it more. 645 00:30:09,828 --> 00:30:11,037 You've had it all day. 646 00:30:11,154 --> 00:30:14,108 - Don't you care about Rory? - Of course I care about Rory. 647 00:30:17,688 --> 00:30:19,910 - Have it back by seven. - Thanks, Luke. 648 00:30:25,130 --> 00:30:27,466 - That's reverse. - I know. 649 00:30:34,084 --> 00:30:34,676 Rory? 650 00:30:35,342 --> 00:30:37,266 Oh, whoa, honey. 651 00:30:38,352 --> 00:30:40,462 - Look at this, look at this. - Look at what? 652 00:30:40,912 --> 00:30:43,089 Four hours at Yale and I'm already homesick. 653 00:30:43,867 --> 00:30:44,840 Well, that's okay. 654 00:30:45,115 --> 00:30:47,516 All I could think of the minute you left was "I want my mommy." 655 00:30:47,707 --> 00:30:49,446 I haven't thought that since I was two. 656 00:30:49,821 --> 00:30:51,392 - That's natural. - I'm eighteen. 657 00:30:51,526 --> 00:30:54,526 I can sign contracts, I can vote, I can fight for my country. 658 00:30:54,911 --> 00:30:57,337 I mean, I'm an adult. Adults don't want their mommies. 659 00:30:57,439 --> 00:31:00,107 Yes, they do, honey. I'm not a good example, but... 660 00:31:00,204 --> 00:31:02,441 Everything's so foreign. I have to share a bathroom. 661 00:31:02,575 --> 00:31:04,382 I've never shared a bathroom with anyone but you. 662 00:31:04,536 --> 00:31:07,594 So I'm gonna be running into people in the bathroom, we're gonna have to make small talk. 663 00:31:07,675 --> 00:31:10,864 - I don't know any bathroom small talk. - Gee, your hair smells terrific? 664 00:31:10,935 --> 00:31:13,885 You didn't socialize me properly. You made me a mama's girl. 665 00:31:14,034 --> 00:31:16,183 Why don't I hate you? Why don't I want to be away from you? 666 00:31:16,429 --> 00:31:19,713 It's going to be very hard to be Christiane Amanpour broadcasting 667 00:31:19,794 --> 00:31:21,662 live from a foxhole in Tehran with my mommy. 668 00:31:21,735 --> 00:31:23,385 I guess you're just gonna have to learn how to operate a camera 669 00:31:23,487 --> 00:31:25,381 - 'cause I'll need you there with me. - I would do that. 670 00:31:25,427 --> 00:31:26,711 And how did I end up at Yale? 671 00:31:27,085 --> 00:31:31,303 I mean, I let Grandma and Grandpa manipulate me right out of Harvard 672 00:31:31,416 --> 00:31:34,682 and into Yale. That's how strong-willed I am. I know nothing about Yale. 673 00:31:34,775 --> 00:31:36,751 Not so - you've memorized its entire history. 674 00:31:36,823 --> 00:31:39,885 How can you be so fine with this? You left here without a care in the world. 675 00:31:40,065 --> 00:31:42,270 - That's not true. - You couldn't wait for me to get out of the house. 676 00:31:42,388 --> 00:31:45,333 What were you doing when I paged you - turning my room into a sewing room? 677 00:31:45,496 --> 00:31:48,303 I should hate you, not miss you. Do something to make me hate you. 678 00:31:49,403 --> 00:31:50,151 Go Hitler! 679 00:31:51,117 --> 00:31:52,667 - Check this out. - Your student ID? 680 00:31:52,847 --> 00:31:55,731 I'm blinking and my head's in a funny place. 681 00:31:56,633 --> 00:31:58,680 - No, it's not. - I look like Keith Richards at Altamont. 682 00:31:59,003 --> 00:32:02,045 - And check out the name. - Ronny Gilmore. Oops. 683 00:32:02,163 --> 00:32:04,983 Yeah, oops. I don't even exist. And how did they get Ronny? 684 00:32:05,122 --> 00:32:07,718 That's not even remotely close to being short for any girl's name 685 00:32:07,856 --> 00:32:11,941 - in the history of the entire planet. - Veronica, actually... sorry. 686 00:32:12,351 --> 00:32:15,505 Great, now I have you apologizing to me after I made you come back all this way 687 00:32:15,634 --> 00:32:17,840 just 'cause I'm a big fat stinkin' mama's girl. 688 00:32:18,013 --> 00:32:19,381 - Mom! - I'm here. 689 00:32:20,236 --> 00:32:22,816 - But you're not supposed to be. - Where is it written? 690 00:32:23,073 --> 00:32:25,715 Well, it's not exactly written, but it's clearly implied 691 00:32:25,806 --> 00:32:28,316 that the parents are supposed to leave the campus at some point. 692 00:32:28,428 --> 00:32:31,009 Yeah, at some point. So we choose the point. 693 00:32:31,168 --> 00:32:33,579 - So can you stay for dinner? - I can stay all night. 694 00:32:33,713 --> 00:32:35,752 - No, you can't do that. - Why not? 695 00:32:35,857 --> 00:32:38,950 Because then I'm the pathetic person who needs her mother to stay all night 696 00:32:39,053 --> 00:32:40,772 and everyone here will see and know that. 697 00:32:40,901 --> 00:32:43,138 - Okay, so I won't spend the night. - No, stay the night. 698 00:32:49,758 --> 00:32:52,001 I've got Balinese. 699 00:32:52,773 --> 00:32:53,594 Where does Bali go? 700 00:32:54,038 --> 00:32:57,049 We're still putting everything in geographic order. East to west. 701 00:32:57,255 --> 00:32:59,516 - That's the system. Where is Bali? - Indonesia. 702 00:32:59,721 --> 00:33:01,569 Is Indonesia east or west of the Philippines? 703 00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:03,213 - East. - No, west. 704 00:33:03,470 --> 00:33:05,176 Near Singapore? We've got Singapore here somewhere. 705 00:33:05,266 --> 00:33:06,879 Find Sri Lanka, it's a bit over from that. 706 00:33:06,987 --> 00:33:09,041 - But there's no Sri Lankan food. - Just put it by Vietnam. 707 00:33:09,297 --> 00:33:11,113 Is Vietnam east or west of the Philippines? 708 00:33:11,206 --> 00:33:13,131 Boy, you guys really need to go to college. 709 00:33:13,325 --> 00:33:16,051 - We ordered too much food. - Hello, the point. 710 00:33:16,127 --> 00:33:18,712 We need a wide cross section for our local takeout test. 711 00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,745 I still smell glue from your glue gun. 712 00:33:20,816 --> 00:33:22,461 - You're rich, you know that? - What is this? 713 00:33:22,777 --> 00:33:26,053 You've eaten Indian food, yet I see nothing about Indian food on the chart. 714 00:33:26,162 --> 00:33:26,777 We'll get to it. 715 00:33:26,899 --> 00:33:28,574 The whole point of getting everything within delivery distance 716 00:33:28,743 --> 00:33:31,205 is so we can judge the quality of food, speed of service, 717 00:33:31,333 --> 00:33:33,494 Cuteness of delivery guys on a scale of one to ten. 718 00:33:33,735 --> 00:33:35,127 We cannot work from memory on this. 719 00:33:35,737 --> 00:33:37,528 - Where's the phone? - Under Mexico. 720 00:33:37,673 --> 00:33:38,722 I bet it's the pizza. Come help. 721 00:33:43,428 --> 00:33:45,792 - Hello, eight and a half. - I'm sorry? 722 00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:47,978 Nothing. We just need to sign for the credit card? 723 00:33:48,246 --> 00:33:48,731 Yes. 724 00:33:49,914 --> 00:33:51,000 Thank you. 725 00:33:51,711 --> 00:33:53,989 We're four people and we ordered for like four hundred. 726 00:33:54,148 --> 00:33:57,615 So, what you're saying is you wanna crank it up? You wanna set it off? 727 00:33:57,717 --> 00:33:59,677 You wanna put a match to the keg and burn this mofo down? 728 00:33:59,786 --> 00:34:00,969 I'm just saying it's a lot of food. 729 00:34:01,506 --> 00:34:03,472 - Attention, Durfee girls! - Mom! 730 00:34:03,758 --> 00:34:08,392 Food and tons of it in suite five. Bring your appetites, bring your opinions, 731 00:34:08,552 --> 00:34:11,229 and, someone bring some music, but if it's Evanescence, 732 00:34:11,398 --> 00:34:12,714 you will be severely mocked. 733 00:34:13,241 --> 00:34:14,665 Enter, rejoice and come in. 734 00:34:19,365 --> 00:34:20,610 Oh, hey, ice cream man. 735 00:34:21,721 --> 00:34:24,203 - Here you go. - Thanks. Have a nice night. 736 00:34:24,336 --> 00:34:26,522 You, too. do me a favor? 737 00:34:26,723 --> 00:34:28,243 Count to ten before you leave. 738 00:34:28,571 --> 00:34:29,881 - Sure. - Thanks. 739 00:34:32,841 --> 00:34:34,054 Hey, rate him, rate him! 740 00:34:37,255 --> 00:34:39,260 Hey, where does ice cream stand on our organizational system? 741 00:34:39,374 --> 00:34:41,658 Our organizational system broke down about an hour ago. 742 00:34:41,881 --> 00:34:44,028 - Germany fell on China. - Well, that's Germany for ya. 743 00:34:44,584 --> 00:34:48,061 Okay, we're out of Chinese completely, so we know Chinese is popular. 744 00:34:48,518 --> 00:34:51,309 Freddy's Happy Tokyo Takeout is a bust. That's the consensus, 745 00:34:51,411 --> 00:34:54,693 so let's lose the Freddy's menus, although Ang the delivery guy was a solid nine. 746 00:34:54,898 --> 00:34:57,621 If you're gonna go to Baja Bill's, you must get the cheese quesadilla, 747 00:34:57,714 --> 00:35:01,457 and ask for Stan or Tommy. If you don't get Stan or Tommy, go to Paco's Tacos. 748 00:35:01,651 --> 00:35:04,247 The delivery guys are butt ugly but the food is better. 749 00:35:05,435 --> 00:35:09,152 Look at all these girls together in one room having fun. 750 00:35:09,577 --> 00:35:12,105 We should dance and sing a Motown song into our hairbrushes. 751 00:35:14,662 --> 00:35:16,258 So, do you like your adoptive parents? 752 00:35:17,519 --> 00:35:19,202 I think it's good to be adopted. 753 00:35:19,693 --> 00:35:22,321 If you get sick of them, you just dump this set and go find the originals. 754 00:35:23,641 --> 00:35:25,578 - This is awesome. - Thanks. 755 00:35:25,700 --> 00:35:26,385 Who did all this? 756 00:35:26,826 --> 00:35:29,310 - The woman with the hairbrush. - You guys, come on. 757 00:35:29,432 --> 00:35:30,881 I know it's cheesy but just a couple bars... 758 00:35:31,637 --> 00:35:32,545 You Can't Hurry Love? 759 00:35:33,314 --> 00:35:35,740 Someone's gotta do it, it doesn't have to be on key. 760 00:35:36,882 --> 00:35:39,846 It's lacking in storage space, but I've accepted it. 761 00:35:40,491 --> 00:35:42,621 It's a bit musty, but I've accepted it. 762 00:35:43,528 --> 00:35:44,136 Small. 763 00:35:44,927 --> 00:35:46,604 Small, but I've accepted it. 764 00:35:47,496 --> 00:35:48,756 Hey, listen, I should be going. 765 00:35:49,549 --> 00:35:51,853 Jamie, Terrence is not here, he's back in his room. 766 00:35:52,692 --> 00:35:55,401 Oh, right, me and Terrence, that's a possibility. 767 00:35:56,891 --> 00:35:59,508 I really gotta go, okay? I will. Good night. 768 00:36:00,434 --> 00:36:01,357 Has he met Terrence? 769 00:36:01,976 --> 00:36:04,270 Nope, and he's not going to for as long as I can help it. 770 00:36:04,474 --> 00:36:07,356 - I fixed your shower head. - Really? But it was barely dribbling out. 771 00:36:07,474 --> 00:36:09,661 It just needed a twist. You've got a waterfall now. 772 00:36:09,814 --> 00:36:11,540 - You're so handy. - And my rates are reasonable. 773 00:36:11,775 --> 00:36:12,780 - My turn? - It's all yours. 774 00:36:14,356 --> 00:36:15,774 No, Mom, you sleep on the new mattress. 775 00:36:16,121 --> 00:36:18,600 - But it's yours. - They're both mine, so I get to choose. 776 00:36:18,754 --> 00:36:21,390 - I'll sleep on the Yale mattress. - But you have to break in your new mattress. 777 00:36:21,686 --> 00:36:26,014 If it molds to my body, your shorter body will be wallowing in the hollowness of my body. 778 00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:27,058 In one night? 779 00:36:27,477 --> 00:36:28,902 It's the crucial night, that first night. 780 00:36:29,195 --> 00:36:31,262 Okay, but my offer still stands, 781 00:36:31,421 --> 00:36:34,600 so if you get the heebie-jeebies in the middle of the night over there, come join me. 782 00:36:35,419 --> 00:36:41,102 That'll get the girls talking. We'll be those dirty, filthy, almost-French Stars Hollow girls. 783 00:36:41,498 --> 00:36:46,669 Oh, we spit on you, you repressed puritanical ninnies. 784 00:36:46,759 --> 00:36:48,676 We smirk in your general direction. 785 00:36:48,761 --> 00:36:53,243 We cast sidelong glances that are vague but slightly threatening. 786 00:36:53,330 --> 00:36:55,869 We eschew your quaint double entendre 787 00:36:55,962 --> 00:36:59,464 for the appealing lasciviousness of the entendre singular. 788 00:36:59,529 --> 00:37:01,901 We... I'm out. 789 00:37:02,049 --> 00:37:02,934 Me, too. Get the light. 790 00:37:09,811 --> 00:37:11,894 - Did I tell you I found good coffee? - No, where? 791 00:37:12,003 --> 00:37:15,321 The little kiosk by the library. I found it on the way to that parents thing. 792 00:37:15,412 --> 00:37:15,949 Cool. 793 00:37:16,084 --> 00:37:17,568 - I'll circle it on the map for you. - Good. 794 00:37:22,443 --> 00:37:23,830 Is that some guy howling? 795 00:37:24,257 --> 00:37:26,027 I don't know, sounded like it. 796 00:37:26,477 --> 00:37:29,657 - Sounds like the guys' floor had some fun tonight, too. - I'd say so. 797 00:37:34,635 --> 00:37:38,063 - Mom! - Well, if no one answers him, he may never stop. 798 00:37:40,029 --> 00:37:42,543 Or it'll get a bunch of other guys howling, one or the other. 799 00:37:45,571 --> 00:37:47,500 - Oh, boy. - It's fun. 800 00:37:54,898 --> 00:37:55,599 It is fun. 801 00:38:01,508 --> 00:38:02,655 - What? - I don't know. 802 00:38:05,599 --> 00:38:07,452 So, what's first on the agenda today? 803 00:38:07,790 --> 00:38:10,653 I have a little time, so I thought I might walk around 804 00:38:10,718 --> 00:38:13,227 and get the lay of the land a little bit, and then I have my big freshman assembly. 805 00:38:13,355 --> 00:38:15,311 Where they teach you the secret Yale handshake? 806 00:38:15,414 --> 00:38:16,642 Amongst other things. 807 00:38:16,842 --> 00:38:19,418 Oh my God, check out Paris' craft corner. 808 00:38:19,547 --> 00:38:22,050 She gets more done before nine than other people do all day. 809 00:38:22,203 --> 00:38:25,327 She's a craft person now, so it's not safe to leave anything around her anymore. 810 00:38:25,428 --> 00:38:27,748 - Maybe that's where crafty comes from. - Good point. 811 00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:30,527 All right, I should go. I called Luke last night 812 00:38:30,622 --> 00:38:33,892 and he made me promise to get the truck back by two hours ago, 813 00:38:33,990 --> 00:38:35,865 so if I leave now it's sooner than I planned. 814 00:38:36,119 --> 00:38:37,496 Thank Luke a lot for me, okay? 815 00:38:39,309 --> 00:38:41,501 Okay, say goodbye to Paris and Tanna. 816 00:38:41,701 --> 00:38:42,344 Will do. 817 00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:46,581 - So, this is really it. - Yup. 818 00:38:47,379 --> 00:38:48,700 - You good? - I'm good. 819 00:38:48,864 --> 00:38:51,224 - Just keep your pager with you. - Always. 820 00:39:02,693 --> 00:39:03,917 - You're late. - I'm sorry. 821 00:39:03,993 --> 00:39:05,866 It's okay. I told you to get it back three hours 822 00:39:05,949 --> 00:39:08,407 before I actually needed it back and it worked out perfectly. 823 00:39:08,535 --> 00:39:09,988 - You rat. - So it's in park? 824 00:39:10,137 --> 00:39:11,852 - It's in park. - Engine's off? 825 00:39:12,558 --> 00:39:14,545 Yes. Here are your keys. 826 00:39:14,806 --> 00:39:18,034 And thank you, Luke. I've been a huge burden on you the past couple days. 827 00:39:18,313 --> 00:39:18,883 It's okay. 828 00:39:20,465 --> 00:39:21,284 I don't believe it. 829 00:39:24,709 --> 00:39:26,398 - It's like a horror movie. - Oh, Luke. 830 00:39:26,465 --> 00:39:28,200 The mattress that would not leave my truck. 831 00:39:28,374 --> 00:39:29,793 - I had no choice. - I may cry. 832 00:39:29,906 --> 00:39:31,606 - Don't do that. - I don't want this mattress. 833 00:39:31,846 --> 00:39:33,156 - Help me take it somewhere. - Where? 834 00:39:33,316 --> 00:39:36,807 To the conveniently located old mattress drop-off station right around the corner? 835 00:39:36,941 --> 00:39:39,885 - Or if you could store it for awhile... - I wasn't kidding about the crying. 836 00:39:39,986 --> 00:39:42,956 I'll call a charity and have them come pick it up. I promise, and this time I mean it. 837 00:39:43,094 --> 00:39:44,057 And where's my spare tire? 838 00:39:44,391 --> 00:39:46,412 - There was a spare tire? - I had my spare tire back here. 839 00:39:46,649 --> 00:39:49,474 Oh, we must've accidentally unloaded it on one of our trips. 840 00:39:49,766 --> 00:39:50,816 Could you try to get it back? 841 00:39:50,996 --> 00:39:54,220 Yes, as long as Paris hasn't made it into a planter yet. 842 00:39:54,442 --> 00:39:56,960 - Or I'll buy you a new one, I promise. - Okay, I'll see you later. 843 00:39:57,113 --> 00:40:00,898 Okay, bye. Oh, and Rory says thanks for everything, too. 844 00:40:01,062 --> 00:40:04,148 - She said specifically to tell you. - Okay, good. So she's okay? 845 00:40:04,429 --> 00:40:06,826 - She's fantastic. - Good. 846 00:40:14,439 --> 00:40:16,365 - You're up? - I was up. Come on in. 847 00:40:16,902 --> 00:40:19,257 We Lorelai'd a few places and found the good coffee. 848 00:40:19,714 --> 00:40:21,341 - Lorelai'd? - Checked places out. 849 00:40:21,450 --> 00:40:24,157 Seems like the appropriate word. We found decent muffins, too, 850 00:40:24,224 --> 00:40:26,421 - but I bet there's better out there. - You'll Lorelai 'em another time. 851 00:40:26,574 --> 00:40:29,979 So this is thanks for last night. It was a perfect first night at Yale. 852 00:40:30,103 --> 00:40:30,833 I thought so. 853 00:40:30,998 --> 00:40:32,287 We're gonna go to freshman assembly together. 854 00:40:32,370 --> 00:40:33,210 - Do you wanna come? - Sure. 855 00:40:33,338 --> 00:40:37,135 Then we're all going to conveniently lose our student ID's and go take new pictures. 856 00:40:37,244 --> 00:40:39,277 - Oh my God, I'm so with you on that one. - Cool. 857 00:40:40,711 --> 00:40:43,593 Whoa, this is really good. Kiosk by the library? 858 00:40:43,726 --> 00:40:46,696 - Oh, you found it first. - Kind of. 859 00:41:19,132 --> 00:41:23,847 Synchro : Amariss - www.foromfr.com - 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net